HUMOUR FROM OUR MEMBERS
The computer swallowed Grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true!
She pressed "control" and "enter"
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely.
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a warm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found "online".
So, if inside your "inbox",
my Grandma you shall see,
Please "Copy, Scan and Paste" her,
And send her back to me!
This is a tribute to all of the
Grandma and Grandpas,
Nanna and Poppas,
who have been fearless and learned to use the computer....
They are the greatest!